Marketing concepts!! Do You Know???????????????/?

Subject: Marketing concepts!!

To:

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am

very rich. "Marry me!" - That's ''Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's

very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.

"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door

(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her

ride and then say:

"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand

Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am

very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -

"That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am

very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's

demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you

marry me?" and she

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction

for entering new markets"