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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

want another funny joke?

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window.

Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar.

The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    One of my all time favorite jokes!

    Peter David is a total genius,I remember reading this joke in Hulk #419 in 1994 at the age of 19.I cracked up and for the longest time I would tell it to anyone that would listen.

  • 1 decade ago

    This is the best joke ever!

  • 1 decade ago

    rofl that jk is awesome star for you

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The dumbazz deserved to die for being so stupid. It is called thinning the herd.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa, have fun with that

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one :D REALLY good!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    CLASSIC love it very funny haha thanks for the laughs =]

  • 1 decade ago

    Thanks man, that's real a good joke

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