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? asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

want to hear my 3rd joke for day ?

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the

top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his

lungs, "What do you mean $200!!!"

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    BAHAHAHA!!!

    that's funny.

    Source(s): roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesn't roses are red violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I like it :) Now I want to go somewhere and put people into embarrassing situations.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha thats good

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