Will poppy seeds help me pass a piss test at a pain clinic?

No! You'll show up positive for opiates.Just be honest about it, medical professionals are not the police. Tell them you've smoked for pain relief... it is a pain clinic...

So, you want to pass?

If you want the test to show up positive for opiates, then by all means, eat as many poppy seeds as possible.

However, if you want it to be negative, then that would be a bad idea.

Are you hoping to test positive so the doc will think you're already on an opiate, like Vicodin, Oxy, etc.?

No. What eating poppy seeds will do is give you an excuse for testing positive for opiates. Eat a poppy seed bagel or two where people who know you can see you do it. If you're questioned about it, they can confirm that you ingested poppy seeds.

if the piss test is for drugs, then no, it won't; it is always suggested to not have poppy seeds too close to having a test done because it will show up as opium

You have to eat as much as you possible can for that to work. Just grind it up and eat it. You will pass every test in the world.

poppy seeds will show up as tho you are taking opiates.

Of course it will. It will help show you are managing your own pain.