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How best can one thwart evil spirits and demonic presences?

It seems that an insidious, malicious plan has been implemented to diminish our enjoyment of the people above and below us. How do you think each respondent to this questio will go about thwarting the forces of evil and their new evil plan?

-Occulty

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    *edit*

    Occulty can you be so kind as to tell me my place? I keep dropping to the bottom. :/

    *Edit*

    So, Jabber wock below me, k... (Honestly my name is supposed to be Angelus Noctis)

    Jabber Wock will confuse and or scare the demons away with his silly but awesome name. o;

  • 1 decade ago

    Firstly I need to take account to who is above and below me...

    Above: Unending fear will change his name and avatar frequently to throw the malevolent presences off his scent, correctly understanding that they tend to be of minuscule intellect (as well as likely lacking other endowment).

    Edit:

    Well, this is confusing - Unending/Noctis has now dropped 2 below me, clearly a clever ploy to jink out of the way of the demons. Nice one - I think one of the demons collided with Javel instead!

    Below: Javel Thomas will pray that they do not affect him, but when that fails he will resort to throwing Bibles at them, which will be much more effective.

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    (Colossians 2:8 KJV) Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.

    (Colossians 2:9 KJV) For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

    (Colossians 2:10 KJV) And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power:

    (Colossians 2:11 KJV) In whom also ye are circumcised with the circumcision made without hands, in putting off the body of the sins of the flesh by the circumcision of Christ:

    (1 Corinthians 16:22 KJV) If any man love not the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be Anathema Maranatha.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You can't thwart evil spirits and demonic presences. Just say "hi" and hang on for a wild ride.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh yeah, that edit feature will make avatar games like roulette...then instead of above & below, we'll have to name names....like a stinking rat...I mean....um....its time for coffee, getting a little weird here....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well if they come against you Yashyah or Christ said the only way to get them away from you is by praying and fasting Matthew 17:15-21

    Source(s): The Bible
  • 1 decade ago

    Why would I, of all people, want to thwart evil?

    (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Take a plastic bag an duct tape it around your head.Works for me!

  • serf
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I use my thwarting stick (also known as a tball bat).

    Source(s): the rules to this game confuse me
  • cheir
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Only through the authority and power of Christ.

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