Have you seen Carrot?

yep, I've got him securely tied to my bed. I'll tell him hi for you

lulu put down the carrot and step away. I know you are emotionally attached but it can't give you the same pleasure a man can.

If you need it I'll let you borrow my potato just make sure you give it back in one piece and not all mushy

The last time I gave you a vibe you broke it in half what the heck were you doing to do that wow remind my not to sleep with you it could be dangerous to a mans health holy cow in Apu's voice

only when I stopped by to say hi to chacha, she closed the bedroom door real quick but I'm pretty sure I saw the sprouting green hair, an orange face and a tortured expression..

sometimes I wanna punch bear in the face with all of his non funny sexual innuendo answers..

can't you ever answer a f*cking question without being so god damn offensive?

If I were lulu and you said that to me I'd be mortified.

Not lately.

What happened to Speedy Gonzoles?

No, but that does explain Cha's absence as well. my aha moment today.

I bit his head off!

Only in soup!

noon, got a banana,, munch,munch

its been a while!