Can you make a good math joke?

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.

The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.

She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend

Try to locate a short B&W skit featuring Ma and Pa Kettle. They talk about factoring the number 25 it is hilarious. Its about addition.

Its called 'Ma and Pa Kettle math' and it is located on youtube. it is 2 min 14 sec. Enjoy!

why is 6 afraid of 7 cuse 7 8 9

one day there was a 0 party..it was strictly for zeros ONLY

In come an 8 and sits down and drinks some punch..

everybody starts looking at him because he is an eight..

when suddenly he says "what..i cant where a belt?!" :D

Math jokes haven't quite made it to the top of my list. But if you check back, maybe in 40 years or so

i says ti pi: "be rational."

pi says to i: "pff... get real."