If one were to "sweep you up" what role would you take in a religious war?

Actually, during the whole Heathen vs. Pagan brouhaha that went on about 15-20 years ago, I was one of the peace makers. Shocking, but true. Pagans and Heathens don't fight often, but when we do it can take a while for the hurt feelings to take a back seat. Especially since it is easier to get a fundie Abrahamic to admit to having the gay and that it's just part of who they are than it is to get a Heathen to apologize when they have done nothing wrong. (hurting someone's feelings doesn't count as "something wrong" if it's truthful, btw.) I imagine I'd take the same role in the future, should it become necessary.

I still don't know how I became one of the peacemakers. It just kind of happened. I so did not see that coming, either.

Chopper Pilot

Whatever role works toward peace, or no role at all.

I'd kill myself before murdering someone else.

I got a degree in engineering, so I'd probably be put to work designing weapons or something.

Double agent

Taking in the guns and smashing them with a sledge hammer so they couldn't be used to kill people with any longer.

Documentarian.

I'd literally volunteer to "clean up" and kill any survivors on both sides.

Maybe the surviving atheists could give peace and goodwill a chance on earth.

RScott

Battlefield angel.

Emigrant!