Do you flip the page over on your desk calendar before you leave at night or are you convinced that doing so?

I have one of those table calendars. I like to write pretend dates, meetings, and parties with my pretend friends. People think I'm super popular. Oh, snap, I'm late for Slushies with Apu and Tomas. TTYL!!!

My desk calendar is still on August 20th

That's how attentive I am at work

You would have to HAVE a desk calandar to be able to flip the page, my boss is cheap, we're lucky to have a pen and paper

No I don't want to hurry the day, so wait til I get to the desk next day.

Where I work, we mark off the days by carving lines in the wall with sharpened spoon handles.

Are you kidding me? Sometimes I flip a couple extra days, with a single "saccade" of my eyes.

I'm not sure I understand this question but i hope i get murdered in my sleep.

Sometimes I don't over-sharpen my pencils in case they come to life and stab me to death.. but, I don't worry about the calender thing much.. man, you're a weirdo..

*glances at the March 03 calendar date.....ummmmmmm~

I hope one of your 386 dogs eats you in your sleep tonight.