Margo making it happen

Me want to smoke cigarettes, eat cheese, and use my body like an amusement park?

Am I alone in feeling like this?

will adding two teaspoons of chia seeds make this meal healthy?

What kind of serious character flaw do I have that cleaning with bleach makes me happy? What a weirdo I am

By the fact that in this day and age when my 12 year old has a phone that she can face chat on, people still have to call up Nev to find out the truth. Tonight's episode fat girl photoshops pics only to find out her online love used fake pics and is fat himself. Two fakers should make the perfect couple, but no, she is disappointed!! Are you real or not? Have you ever lied about your appearance on the internets?

Yahoo Answers Users for the coveted role of my contact. Or contacts, depending on how well you perform. Points will be given for originality, wit and intelligence. Special considerations will be given to any of you who hail from the mystical land of Canada. How many contacts are we allowed? Why do I have an answers limit? I thought limits were only for newbies.

It seems none of us have been around much for awhile and I'd just like to say hello and see if anyone answers back.

I have a male boss. In case anyone is wondering I work as a school secretary now, so I have a Principal for a boss. I turn into a blathering sweaty idiot whenever I am around him. How can I get over this? It's not like I just met him, I've been Pres of the PTA for three years. I'm a social butterfly and I rarely have issues with being shy. What's going on? He's kinda cute and has a sexy voice but that doesn't bother me in normal social situations. Help! I'd hate for him to regret hiring me......

made kale chips, they were ok. Any recipes?

consumed more than the prescribed amount of my anxiety medication? I don't really suffer from the anxieties, but I like to take soothing pills. Are you all looking forward to the last season of Breaking Bad?

As long as you have a degree in anything, you can work as a Teacher's asst or sub? I currently work as a "teacher" in a room called the Star Lab, the kids do online school and jump around the room. Yep, I'm shaping young minds. That degree in tv / repair totally paid off.

of the crystal meth and the altoid mints go without sleeping before something happens? My sister who has moved in with me hasn't slept since at least last Thursday. That's almost two weeks.

What fun and exciting things can I expect? Will she ever sleep again? Will she one day just collapse in a heap? If she does what are the odds she will choke on a mint?

avatars does this mean that my poor avatar will be in a swimsuit and crying for the rest of her days? I have been trying to change her clothes since last summer but she keeps going back to the swimsuit and duck ensemble. Help!!

do I have to look forward to now that my meth addicted sister and her feral youth have moved into my home. It's only temporary, till she gets back on her feet. It's so odd how she requires no sleep and virtually no food aside from water and breath mints. How can I get her to focus some of her energy on positive things like cleaning up her numerous boxes of miscellaneous and carefully shined brass pots that are scattered about my home?

I've swapped cords, outlets etc. It's just something with the darn phone. Help!!

Hawaii, just like it's sister Canada really doesn't exist. I think they are both magical lands that smell yummy and house only attractive and kind people.

Does anyone in this world know a cab driver that is honest and kind? I have owned a cab company for almost 2 years and have yet to meet an honest driver. They get so nasty when I fire them or they quit on bad terms. Why must they insult my business? I am quite sure if they were able to they would own their own cab. I own the business, I built it up, you stupid cabbie, are running my business into the ground with your stealing, bad manners and unusual odors. Does anyone want to buy my business?

on their dog? I have tried a gazillion different kind of soap free shampoo and oatmeal and vinegar and what have you on my smelly mutt. Even the vet didn't recommend anything that worked. The humane society uses this stuff and I read some reviews on it and it seems to work well on yeasty dogs. Any luck?

terribly smelly poops. He seems to poop like 4 times a day. Is this normal for a cat? His litter box is in the basement and last night I could smell his poop all the way upstairs in my bedroom. I can put up with a lot from a pet, but I already have an 80lb stinky dog. Is there any way to make the cat less stinky?

a cat for my almost 3 year old. It's her prize for being fully potty-trained. The cat is huge, 17lbs of pure muscle. My daughter named him Barbara. Does cat ownership make the people of Polls and Surveys like me more?