How do you cook your kale? I like it raw, and the other night I?

Whenever I feel like cooking kale, I lie down until the feeling goes away.

I like sauteing kale and sprinkling or shredding parmesan cheese over it.

It's also good cooked like collards, but w/o the meat. I season the water with cider vinegar, salt, pepper, smoked paprika, and cumin, and let it cook down for about 30 minutes.

It's great in soups.

Poor people eat kale. Rich people eat arugula, mostly because it's fun to say.

*aruuuugula*

Regardless of how it's prepared or if I jjust gnaw it raw, it makes me fart like a Mexican pack mule.

Lots and lots of garlic and pepper and lemon. I sautee it altogether, then throw in some rice noodles. I

I knew a kid who went by that name. I didn't cook him though, his mum was a nice person and it would have been wrong to cause any upset.

Yeah, I'll bet you like it raw. I can see that now.