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I'm going to be auditioning?
Yahoo Answers Users for the coveted role of my contact. Or contacts, depending on how well you perform. Points will be given for originality, wit and intelligence. Special considerations will be given to any of you who hail from the mystical land of Canada. How many contacts are we allowed? Why do I have an answers limit? I thought limits were only for newbies.
I clicked your link and a slew of videos popped up. None of which were more than a minute long. Can you clarify, please? Is Texas Canada like New Mexico ?
5 Answers
- T-BöneLv 48 years agoFavorite Answer
If you're looking for someone who owns their own tap shoes and is secure in his masculinity to perform "jazz hands" upon request, then look no further, toots.
*moonwalks into your heart*
- ?Lv 68 years ago
If you need me I'll be at the bar. Just so you know, I don't lift heavy things, I don't run and I'm not from Canada.
Oh and when you're making one, I like my tea like I like my men. White and strong. Thank you. I'm glad we did this.
- ?Lv 78 years ago
I'm from TexarCanada. I have an audition tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As0R3UCrdI8
I'm the tense guy with the beard at 3:07. Pick meeeeeeeee!!!
Source(s): Most of the preceding is true. - ?Lv 58 years ago
I set a Wal Mart on fire using only my anger and a bean burrito.
I am a child of the dirty south and you need me.
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