Is anyone else beginning to think that?

Hawaii is real, I've been there! Canada is not real though. I went to a place once that they said was "Toronto" and this wonderland was allegedly in Canada. I know I must have just been in New York and trippin bawls on a mix of spray duster and NyQuil because the money had pictures of birds and beauty pageant queens and Mountain Dew came in tiny cans like Red Bull, and all of the Starbucks were called Tim Horton's and the baristas weren't condescending jerfaces, and the trains were clean and free of graffiti and DEAR GOD DRUGS ARE BAD

Hawaii and Canada are one in the same. When you say you are going to "Hawaii", they get you on a plane, fly you around for four or five hours and then let you out into this alleged paradise. When in reality all it is is a part of the Canadian Tundra where they found a lush land under the permafrost.

Kind of like that old dinosaur show "Journey to the Beginning of Time." It has its own airport and everything.

You forget that Hawaii has Roseanne and Canada has given you Justin Bieber and Celine Dion. However, you're right about the attractive and kind part....

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Hawaii has lots of obese Samoans. And they have a pretty severe ice problem.

I was in Canada last month. It's real, trust me. And so is the snow and cold up there

*waves hand and takes of top and twirls it for no reason* Final answer: Totally

i could kick Hawaii's assin a fight.

You silly American! "Its" is a possessive pronoun that has no apostrophe.

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