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During the Rapture, why would the biggest Jesus statute win the fight and not the best made Jesus statue?

I would think America makes better Jesus statues than Brazil or Poland. Or does best-construction not matter when the Jesus statues come to life and battle it out?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Lots and lots and lots of little Jesus statues would be better.

    They be all swarmin' around and biting and you can't just shoot em' all cuz they be all over the place!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    S of L has a torch. RDJ Jesus has a textile gown. Sorry even if that's a one sided combat. Plus S of L is donning a spiked hat. Plus Jesus is so 'turn the different cheek'. in spite of this, i think of it may in basic terms grow to be a extensive statue porno that no one would desire to truly no longer see. Then the S of L could have little statue toddlers, 30' severe.

  • Corey
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The fiberglass "touchdown" Jesus in Monroe, Ohio burnt up when it was hit by lightning. Christ the Redeemer statue in Brazil is made of soapstone, at least the outer layer. When it was in a violent thunderstorm, it was damaged, on the fingers and head, but the whole thing didn't burn down. So don't assume giant American Jesuses are better constructed.

  • :)
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The statue would fall down to huge pieces of concrete if there was an earthquake or storm. God is not a statue and bowing down to something you have created out of your own hands has no meaning. God is great, and whatever he commands will happen, he will say 'be' and it is. Statues cannot come to life.

    Source(s): A Proud Muslim
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  • LadyB
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Jesus doesn't like that you people made up the "Rapture."

    It's NEVER MENTIONED in the Bible.

    My statue can beat up your statue. What kind of nonsense is that???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

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