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how can i annoy my mthr inlw?

my jw mother in law has been staying with us and she's driving me crazy what subtle actions can i take to annoy her enough that she will finally go home, she's a poor me martyr and a lunatic jw, , not that jw's are all lunatics, but she is

Update:

okokok, my mother in law, and not jew, Jehovah's witness, we are not witnesses but she is

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Invite someone of another denomination she disapproves of, and who is very verbal about their beliefs, to stay there too.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm not sure the jew reference was necessary, but if you're wifes not against it, try eating some pork or shell fish in front of her.

    Or talk about how much you like doing her daughter anally.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dn knw bt u shld strt sng vgls.

  • 1 decade ago

    Write her a letter using your appalling grammatical style and ridiculous abbreviations. That should do it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Did she steal the vowels off your keyboard?

  • Celebrate her un-birthday every day.

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