What would you do if you had an elephant in your room ?

I have one, I put it on my wood stove.

you didn't specify whether it was living, or what size it might be.

I would only have a few seconds to think to myself... how the hell did an elephant get in my room? Then I would be crushed to death.

First off.. I'd stop using the drugs that caused the Elephant to materialize. Then I would kindly ask the purple kangaroo & the green baboon to please take their whipped cream, cake mixer, turkey baster & bungee cord into another room with them and stop doing nasty things to my "Snuggie". After they've all left me in peace, I would then concentrate on the main issue that I'm facing & that would be: "Why are "Mr Peanut" & "Mickey Mouse" eating my dirty underpants that I left lying on the floor?"

Hmm well... we'd be having elephant burgers tomorrow... mmmmmm

Or I'd have a big friend to ride around! :D

You don't have to be afraid. You should act normally, don't show to the elephant that you are in the middle of your fear. Just stay calm and relax. Be friendly to them. Remember thou shall not kill.

i will not have in my room because elephants are expensive .

I'd feed it peanuts and share my bed with it. I love elephants! Love, DR WILLIAM

That would suck it would **** all over the place and it'll be pretty much stuck in this room, and if it wants to get out, it will tear the house down.

I would pretty much be homeless and resort to begging in the streets or enter homeless shelters.

I would scream, and run out of there immediately!