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What's the funniest thing you ever saw happen in a church?

I saw this kid getting his first communion and when he was handed the chalice to drink the wine, he gulped it all down! And while the priest was trying to pull the cup back, the kid had a death grip on it. The only way it could have been funnier was if he had belched into the priest's lapel microphone when he was done.

So enlighten me. What was your funniest moment?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    When my dad was young, he was sitting in the choir watching the congregation. A man with a bad cold began to sniffle loudly, pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket, and blew his nose - right in the middle of his broad tie! Dad cracked up and got into trouble, but he said it was worth it.

  • winni
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    i became at my Grandmothers living house and we went to church. Their choir section is up close to the ceiling in this little loft. And between the singers fainted. undesirable expensive. yet over lower back whilst i became an regulate server, I had to hold the circulate, I went to early too deliver the circulate up for communion, I might desire to have stayed decrease back there yet I walked each and all of the previously and by using then the individuals walked up the aisle with out me. I burst out crying top interior the midsection of the church,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    people "speaking in tongues" and flailing around like fools

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