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Does God Exist and Where can I find him?

Because I found his wallet and need to return it...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Everywhere, Send His wallet to the Church listed on my profile,we will see that He gets it

    Source(s): TLS
  • jxt299
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    God lives on Kolob, an imaginary Mormon planet. He lives at 5051 E. Moroni Blvd., Apt. 5.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
  • 1 decade ago

    What is your name so I can pray for you so God can open your eyes, to remove the scales in your eyes

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  • B Dash
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Take your car, exit at the offramp, drive fast enough to escape earth's gravity, and drive for another 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles. He's on the right. :)

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10 troll effort :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Email me the money.

  • Danny
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    God says, "Thanks. The wallet is yours to keep but bless others with it."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God is with you always..

  • Silent
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Is it the one with "nonexistent motherfuсker" on it?

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