what do I get my wife of 26 years for Christmas?

Two guys were commiserating on a street corner.

The first guy said, "I'm buying my wife a new Jaguar for Christmas this year."

The second guy says, "Why, I'd never waste my money on that. I'm getting her the same thing I get her every year. A pair of slippers and a di!do."

The first guy asked, "Why that? She's still with you right?"

Second guy responded, "If she doesn't like the slippers well she can go *boink* her self. I hope your wife really gives you a good night of sex and laughter for a Jaguar."

The first guy sighed, and then shrugged his shoulders, "Ok. Where can I buy a d!ldo".

Second guy, "My point exactly!"

How about a book about why you love her and memories that are special you? I'm pretty positive that she'll love it...it's completely sentimental and heartfelt. And you write it yourself.

You write it on a website, then a company prints it and binds it professionally. You can get either hardcover (which i suggest) or softcover. It's an incredibly sweet idea and she'll just melt reading through it. Putting this kind of thought into a gift is what women cherish and appreciate.

Here's the website:

http://www.lovebookonline.com/

To this, you could add a necklace or bracelet...if she wears jewelry. I think a great fit would be one from the Open Hearts collection at Kay Jewelers.

A trip ...... wrap a suitcase with the reservation information in it and put it under the tree. If you need her input to plan it then just do some research as to where you would go and what you would do and print that and put it in the suitcase.

If you're looking for bedroom toys, look up a gizmo called a Sybian. ;)

A really cute cristmas teddy bear and pack nicely..

A medal or a monument?

you tell me what to get mine and i'll tell you what to get yours.......... :-)

last year i gave mine a calendar of NYC and a guide book........

of course in early june we went to NYC for an 8 day vacation........

very nice jewelry

diamonds

dunno a dildo? >.>