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The commercial about the woodchucks? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • oldman
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    He'd chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted!

    (By the way what is a woodchuck? Is it like a gopher?)

    The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

    Some say it depends on three factors:

    The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    SandyO: This is the only commercial I like! First time I saw it and the little toots laughed at the man...I cracked up laughing! From the commercial, these two are going to keep chucking and dodging!

    I think it is a mirror of truth to this!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was hoping that commercial would answer this question but since they used two woodchucks the actual total of wood that can be chucked remains a mystery.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That's an old riddle, not a TV commercial. There is no answer but you could invent one. The answer could be 100 chucks of wood.

  • SueyN
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    My husband loves that commercial. The answer to your question is.........they will chuck that wood until it's gets dark out and they will do it again until that guy shoots them.

  • -
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I love that commercial, reminds me of bored kids in the country doing things like that.

  • Monty
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I like that one. It is cute. Notice they continue to chuck even after the guy who owns the wood tells them to stop.

  • DeeJay
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Geico always has an entertaining commercial - Love the Piggy one too.

    Too bad all commercials can't be as good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F_G2zp-opg

    The two together have had over 10 million hits. Amazing.

    DeeJay.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love that commercial. I guess they keep chucking till one upchucks. Love the little piggy going wee, wee, wee all the way home too.

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