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Poll: I have a displaced Polar Bear ...?

Pat Bartholomew, my Polar Bear, has no home due to global warming and is looking for work.

Are there any jobs he'd be good at?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    asassin.

    there's certain Alaskan politican that could "use a hand" "falling down the stairs"

    the pay is good too.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He would be great as the"Little Ceasers" guy.He would not have to worry about the cold.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry I only hire black bears.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He can come work for me, I can pay him in frozen meat. He can come be my cuddly pet and play fetch.

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