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Married or Divorced what do you want for Christmas?

tell she Santa what your little heart desires..

i do the following ..

a hit your spouse lover

snow in the in laws

make spouse love you long time..

drop of the kids at mistfit Island

Ho Ho and all that good stuff..

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  • Brian
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thanks for snowing in the in-laws last weekend She Santa

    can you do it again this week please

  • Poppy
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I just want everyone to be safe and happy. Won't get to see two of my three grandkids this year because of distance. I guess if I could make it happen I'd have them all here. As for me, I don't want or need anything special. The way I see it if I don't already have it I don't need it.

  • Kelly
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    A tropical vacation with no spouse and no kids.. : ) The perfect gift to me after the holidays!!! : )

    But yes... no more in-laws and keeping busy with my lover sounds awesome too!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I will take make spouse love me long time... but you won't have to try very hard because I know that he all ready does.

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    For myself to finally forget all the hurt my family has done to me, to be able to get unstuck from the quicksand that is my life, to find some happiness & joy and maybe someday find someone who will actually honestly love me!!!! Someday !!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What I really, really want is way too complicated/physically impossible/ against the laws of nature....I'll settle for a huge bottle of whiskey, some wine and two bottles of Dr. McGillicuddy's

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I want all of these people is horrible marriage to kiss and make up!!

    Men - treat your wife like a queen. try being more romantic and try to attended to her needs!!

    Women - Start putting out more and stop nag your men over small issues!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I want my wife to go to Get Something Nice store.

    Usually she shops at THE FREAKING NOTHING STORE.

  • 1 decade ago

    the hottie on the card I sent you.. sure is cold here.. I could use something warm to snuggle up to lolz.. :)

  • 1 decade ago

    I want peace in my heart and brain..:P

  • 1 decade ago

    More sex with my wife! If you can get that for me I will be "eternally grateful"!

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