Just asking...What would you do if a helicopter was directly over your house?

and there was a very bright spotlight shinning a very bright light in the front and you could hear coming from a loudspeaker "COME OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!"

Would you step outside and immediatly go into a little soft shoe routine dancing to Tea for Two, or would you drop to the ground face down so a heavy boot could be shoved into the back of your head?