Tell your worst Christmas Stories/Events/**** that happened to you?

That's tough man. Count yourself lucky you've decent parents who're trying to protect you, eventhough weed is harmless.

Mine: Well up till I was 8 years old I always got presents, they were always **** but still..and just to give ye a bit of background my dad is a borderline alcoholic and my mom just flips totally at him and she's probably up to some **** too. Anyway we're always flat broke. Anyway back to my story when it came to the christmas when I was 9, suprise no presents. Me being a shorty I was gutted and mom just says your dad drank all the presents money last night. He'd tell him yourself only he's f*cking p*ssing his pants like a dog in bed....I'll never ever forget those words. 9 years on and that day is still fresh in my mind. Then as the christmases went by the less I really cared until my baby brother aged 5 now (by my parents, ya big suprise aint it) was old enough to know about santa so somebody had to get him something. It's only right. My older bro (19) to put it straight doesn't give a f*ck about this family. So every year since my little brother was fairly young I'd get him little toys and stuff. It's better than anything I ever got but f*ck it I feel awful having to see him with his friends when it feels like they're like getting platinum and we've got coal. They're enjoy homies.

Bad things can happen any day at any time so Christmas is no exception but since it's the holidays you should definitely try to make the best of it. Luckily for me nothing really bad has happened on a Christmas, but knock on wood that it never does. Christmas is a time to be happy, spend time with family, exchange gifts and eat delicious food. Hope you have a great Christmas this year.

...on the Eve of December 24, 1996 a deranged maniac dressed in a Santa suit escaped from an Asylum..he was never caught. If you're reading this, the Santa maniac is coming to get you unless you leave cookies, sammiches, and lemonade in the kitchen for him.

last year. mom got a d.u.i and i got dumped 2 days before.

year before. my brother's friends shaved his head. lets just say my parents slightly freaked out.

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To: ?

You say weed is harmless?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, right

THEN STOP FUKCING UP