What are some of your favorite movie quotes?

Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday

Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?

Damon Macready: [surprised] You wanna get a dog?

Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!

Damon Macready: [stunned]

Mindy Macready: [laughs] I'm just f*cking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.

Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

Where is pancakes house?

Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.

Marge Gunderson: In what way?

Hooker No. 1: I dunno... just funny-lookin'.

Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?

Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.

Marge Gunderson: [amused by this unhelpful detail] Was he funny lookin' apart from that?

Hooker No. 1: Yah...

Marge Gunderson: So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow, then.

Hooker No. 1: Uh huh...

Dr. Sam Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.

Michael Corleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Shut the f**k up, Donny.

For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.

Butch: [beating up Marsellus] You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride F**KIN' with you! You gotta fight through that sh*t!

Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

I'm going to paraphrase Thoreau here... rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness... give me truth.

You look like $hit, that's the truth.

Into the Wild

(the second part of the dialogue didn't make it into the movie, but it is in the script, I first read the script, so when I was watching the movie I was expecting the response and there wasn't any - it's a shame I chuckled when I read it :))))

Sin city

dwight- time to prove to your friends your worth a dam, sometimes that means dying.....sometimes.....that means killing a whole lot of people

Dwight - im on my feet and every ounce of me wants to get some killing done.

Marv- ( sitting in electric chair, priest reading last rites, he interupts the priest.....) can we get a move on it, I haven't got all night..

Pulp fiction -

Juelz- dam jimmy this some serious gourmet sh't

Lebowski-

Walter- your out of your f'ckin element Donny

Inglorious bastards-

aldo - like I said 3rd best...ya know why don't you just keep your f'ckin mouth shut

So many more ...these are ones I been loving recently

Don't call me Shirley -Leslie Nielson Airplane (1980) Tell him about the twinkie-Winston Zeddemore Ghostbusters (1984)

"That's just what this country needs - a c0ck in a frock on a rock". - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

"Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job". - The Addams Family.

"Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush" and "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache". - The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" (from Jaws).

"You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor."

"The vacuum guy?"

"No, The President." (from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York).

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn". (from Gone With The Wind).

"I said it once and I'll say it again, I didn't want to move to California". (from It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World).

Fred Claus

Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here. That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids.But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.

Rocky

Ah come on, Adrian, it's true. I was nobody. But that don't matter either, you know? 'Cause I was thinkin', it really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood.

Scent Of A Woman

Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ******' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, F*** YOU TOO!

Lean On Me

Alright people, here we are. In one hour, you are going to take an exam administered by the State to test your basic skills and the quality of education at East Side High. I want to tell you what the people are saying about you and what they think about your chances. They say you're inferior! You are just a bunch of n***ers and spics and poor white trash! Education is wasted on you! You cannot learn! You're lost! I mean ALL of you! I want all the white students to stand up. All my white students, stand up. Stand up. C'mon, stand up. These are my white children and they're the same as all of you! They've got no place to go, if they had, they'd have abandoned us a long time ago like everybody else did. So, here they are in East Side High, just like the rest of us. You can sit down. Are you getting my point, people? Is it beginning to sink in? We sink, we swim, we rise, we fall, we meet our fate together! Now, it took the help of a good, good friend to make me know and understand that and I do understand that and I'm grateful. I'm eternally grateful. And now, I've got a message for those people out there who've abandoned you and written you off! Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Good! You are NOT inferior! Your grades may be, your school may have been. But you can turn that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour when you take that test and pass it and win! So here's what I want you to do. When you find your thoughts wandering, I want you to knuckle back down and concentrate. Concentrate! Remember what's at stake and show them what East Side High's all about: a spirit that will not die!

The Mighty Ducks

To think, I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. You're going down Reilly.

Braveheart

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Dumb & Dumber

We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

and many more..

"He missed!"

Pause

Truck flips over

The Joker-The Dark Knight

what are you going to do

i'm going to destroy Australia

what did Australia do to you

i don't like their attitude

from debs

"nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"