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Why do so many idiots ask "ZOMFG R VAMPYRZ REAL????"?

That question is answered like 15 times a day. 11 out of 10 times people ask it because they saw ****--AHEM--Twilight, and go to some fan forum and assume vampires are real. Were these people deprived of common sense whilst growing up or do they get off on acting like an ignoramus? Do THAT many of them realize that those books are categorized in the 'Fiction' section of a library?

BQ: Do you ever think that these morons will ever stop?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    because they know it annoys you.

  • It is because deep down in their hearts, they know that real monsters lurk in the dark shadows of the world. They will only stop asking when the vampires that so fascinate them come and drain them of their blood.

    Source(s): I am a vampire.
  • 1 decade ago

    I think it is because all the people that ask it have the vocabulary and grammar of preteens. That sounds right, n'est-ce pas?

    Source(s): Vampyre, I have to deal with that sh*t all day
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I very much doubt people actually believe this stuff, many are just going ZOMFG etc like they say pwnt and owned, omfg, etc. Its just one of those internet fads thats spread. Id try to ignore it all, its just people messing about, but if it really gets up your nose, then just think- People who watched/watch twilight are turning into these morons, hows that a problem? :p

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