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How cold is it? It's so cold....?

Funny, G-rated, prefferably classical regional tall-tale answers like "My match froze and I had to build a fire to thaw it out!"

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  • Mac
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    It's so cold...

    a flasher at the park just drew me a picture of himself.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It was so cold...

    the dogs were getting stuck to the fire hydrants! The SPCA was sending out emergency rescue teams to break them free.

  • 1 decade ago

    It was so cold today, when I sounded my horn at a Texan who slid through a stop sign that I had to turn-on my hazards, get out of my vehicle, and build a bonfire in the street to thaw-out the sound so that people could hear it.

  • Jim
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    It's so cold the president joined the tea party just for the hot drinks.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It was so cold this morning that I had to go up on my roof and chip the smoke off of my chimney

  • 1 decade ago

    It was so cold, Grampa's teeth were chattering...in a glass on his nitestand.

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