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So Atheism is a like a boat with a hole in it.?

The atheists are trying to patch but too much water already came in.

Do you need any buckets?

Update:

"Please, show 1 hole in the beliefs of Atheism". OK here is one. You are Godless. Beat that one.

Update 2:

@Mfh H: Are atheists willing to peer review any science paper that lead to God. Ya that is what I thought.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Atheism is knowing how to swim in the first place.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Poor analogy skills. Religion is like a leaky boat. The more holes we poke in it, the more of you abandon ship. Pwned!

    "Are atheists willing to peer review any science paper that lead to God. Ya that is what I thought."

    Sure! You got any? I'll wait...

  • Don
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Atheism isn't capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence.

    We simply don't believe in fairy tale gods. Nothing more.

    The Christian ship is sinking! We'll see it in the mythology section in a generation or two.

  • x2000
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yes, 5 buckets of extra crispy chicken for every boat.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You say godless as if it was a bad thing. I am the master of my destiny. You listen to a preacher who apparently knows better.

  • 1 decade ago

    What? You could always provide peer reviewed scientific evidence for your claims otherwise you are just delusional and should be treated as such.

  • 1 decade ago

    You could equally say non-belief in mermaids is like a boat with a hole in it and you'd make exactly the same amount of sense.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    There's plenty of holes in that Noah's Ark story guntz.

  • Lomax
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    An atheist is like a blindfolded man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there.

    A believer is like a blindfolded man in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there - except that he's found it.

    Edit: "Atheists are godless" true. But then, since there are no gods, EVERYONE is godless, by definition.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    More like the belief that there isn't a God, actually.

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