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Could we chill out for a moment?

Just a little Humor, Your list of things never heard in hell.

1) Has anyone seen my jacket?

2) Do you feel a draft?

3)Will someone put another log on the fire?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    4) Do you think we should go to church on Sunday? We haven't been in a while.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not to put a "damper" on things, but originally Hell was perceived of as cold because it was far from God's love.

  • 1 decade ago

    That isn't hell.

    That's the eternal lake of fire.

    Get it straight!

  • 1 decade ago

    How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway (you know the grocery store) bag???

    You take the f out of way!

    AHAHAHA

    (If you don;t get it, is it because there is no F in way?)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Dang it's hot in here. what, did you put the heater on hell?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What does Teal'c get on his birthday?

    A Jaffa cake!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You will never hear anything in hell.

    'Hearing', requires a signal from the nerves in your ear to be transmitted into the network of neurons in your brain.

    This system breaks down when you die.

  • 1 decade ago

    satan bellies up to the bar

    bartender says "why so hot under the collar?"

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    How can we chill out on such a subject as hell.

    Serious topic but I suspect there will be no jokers there.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Where's my ice water?

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