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Will I get myself in a fix if I post this joke?
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire . We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
6 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
traffic was moving slow and a car in front of us had an Obama Bumper sticker on it ... it read: "pray for Obama, Psalm 109:8", a Bible was lying on the dash board and my friend got it and turned to the scriptue. He read it and started lauging so hard he could barely breathe. He then read it to me. I couldnt believe what it said.
Psalm 109:8 "May his days be few and let another take his place of leadership."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i knew where the joke was going before u got to the punchline
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I'd like to raise the average...
Source(s): I'd give all my freaking gasoline. - 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD XD HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD XD XD
i'll give 50 gallons. -_-
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMFAO
KACHING KACHING
