Short funny jokes.........?

One stupid person to second stupid person (Hiding a cigarette in his hand): Tell me what is in my hand?

Second stupid person: Train!!

First stupid person: How do you know?

Second stupid person: Because smoke is coming out of your hands

Master to his servant: Go in the garden and water the plants

Servant:Master, it is raining outside.

Master: You lazy person. Take the umbrella and water the plants

One person to other: I am very sorry that your father had died but tell me how he died?

Second person: Because of oldness

First person: Hmmm.. Its a very dangerous disease. Recently, alot of children died due to this disease.