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My wife might be mad b/c I said "you look like my favorite pornstar, except u have bigger breasts...."?

I understand that the breast-size comment wouldn't help my situation, but what is there to angry about when one is compared to Jenna Haze?

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    You screwed up. Big time.

    Some wives see their husband's viewing porn as a type of involvement with a mistress. Husbands who view porn think they are not cheating because there isn't an actual woman.

    Basically, what you did was compare your wife to a mistress. Worse yet, this "other woman" is a porn star, and you put your wife on the same level as Ms Haze. Quite low on the respectability meter, in your wife's eyes.

    Swallow your pride. Go to your wife. Tell her you intended to make her feel special and loved, but that you screwed up, and are sorry. If you like to view pornography, ask her how she feels about it, if you have not done so, already. She might be hurt because you are getting sexual fulfillment from a source other than her. That might make her feel less than a woman, and a failure as a wife. It might not, but if you don't know, you need to ask and find out.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha this is funny

    HELL NO! a woman never wants to hear that, if my husband said that to me , id say "go *** her then ashole"

    its like , why would you say that?

    in a way thank god u didnt say "you look like my favorite pornstar, except SHE has bigger breast"

    ahahahha shed kill u! i would settle for "exept you have bigger breasts" because atleast i know im fkn hot and have bigget titties than the ***** ... so just apoligize and smile, and get er done;)

  • 1 decade ago

    > comparison

    > some girls are also attractive to your eyes, doesnt matter if your wife has bigger breasts.

    i think some girls will really be upset with that sort of back-hand compliment. id be pissed off.

  • You're stupid. If my husband said that to me I would leave him. Some people might think that I am overreacting, but that is just the way I would react.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Show her a movie of Jenna, and she;ll be happy!

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