Agent J

Small-breasted women seem to have small nipples and areola, and large-breasted women seem to have small nipples and areola. Is this always the case?

I have seen a-cup breasts with nipples the size of dimes, so is this possible on large breasts, as well?

We had the floors replaced and wanted them to replace the sub-floors too, but the installer said that he'd cover it with Kilz and it would be just as good. But you know what? It's not. The old subfloors are still there and the Kilz didn't mask the smell. My wife says the dining room smells like a litter box every time it rains.

What can we do at this point to actually eliminate the smell, short of ripping up the floor and replacing it all again?

We had the floors replaced and wanted them to replace the subfloors too, but the installer said that he'd cover it with Kilz and it would be just as good. But you know what? It's not. My wife says the dining room smells like a litter box every time it rains.

What can we do at this point to actually eliminate the smell, short of ripping up the floor and replacing it all again?

We had the floors replaced and wanted them to replace the subfloors too, but the installer said that he'd cover it with Kilz and it would be just as good. But you know what? It's not. My wife says the dining room smells like a litter box every time it rains.

What can we do at this point to actually eliminate the smell, short of ripping up the floor and replacing it all again?

Bud Adams had a contest to guess the name of the team when he moved the Oilers from Houston to Nashville, and I remember seeing a list of finalist names on TV, but I don't remember what any of them were. Can anyone help me?

I have videoed my wife "gettin' freaky-deaky" w/me before when she knew about it; is there a moral/ethical obligation to let her know I'm filming us ahead of time, or is it ok to tell her afterward about a hidden cam?

I understand that the breast-size comment wouldn't help my situation, but what is there to angry about when one is compared to Jenna Haze?

I am not in great shape, but my wife loves to touch, kiss, snuggle, nuzzle me, etc. Can any women tell me what make a man attractive to you in the long term, and what turns you on about a man so I can accentuate that for my beautiful wife and make her even happier?

She tells me that her favorite thing is boxer briefs, and I believe her, but I want to take it one more step and surprise her with something that will make me feel sexier before she sees it, but also not freak her out or make her think I'm joking when she sees it. Any recommendations?

She tells me that her favorite thing is boxer briefs, and I believe her, but I want to take it one more step and surprise her with something that will make me feel sexier before she sees it, but also not freak her out or make her think I'm joking when she sees it. Any recommendations?

For a degree in civil engineering, or anything similar, what is the best state university in Tennessee?

I am 34, she is 25.

A rock thrown from a lawn mower shattered the side window in my car yesterday. Will my car insurance premium rates go up if I file a claim?

Won't give last name, but it rhymes with "honey"

Won't give the actual last name but it rhymes with "bunny."

Every time I watch a college football game on TV and see a play reviewed, I wonder about this.

As a grammar nitpicker, it would seem to me that if they say the "ruling on the field is confirmed," then the replay official can see from video that the play was judged correctly. However it seems that if they say the "ruling on the field stands," then there is not clear evidence to support either keeping the original ruling nor is there evidence to overturn it, so by the rules the ruling stands as called even though it is unclear from the replay.

Is this distinction actually made, or am I being too picky?

Everybody knows that passing gas in the tub or the shower magnifies the stink. Why? What makes a fart smell so much worse when it's released under water, or even when you're being showered under a stream of water?