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Wouldn't this make a great hymn for the creationists?

Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

Don't know much about a science book

Don't know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love you

And I know that if you love me too

What a wonderful world this would be

Update:

We don't hate you DRE, we just find you incredibly amusing.

And the Bible is the most accurate science book in the world? Some one needs serious help to escape their fantasies. The bible has some true but distorted history and a lot of fiction, in no way is it a true and accurate account of anything, and to even put it in the same sentence as science is a gross insult to science.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    looool

    nice one man

  • 1 decade ago

    are there many creationists in the UK?

    i thought that was something pretty much limited to the middle east and the USA.

    to DRE - no one cares what people BELIEVE in, we do care about what genuinely interested parties are told is TRUE.

    as such, the creationist camp, for obvious reasons, are forced to lie and/or misrepresent evolution before having the slightest chance of denying something that is undeniably a fact.

    if one group of people are purveying such lies and misrepresentations, dont get all upset when another group of people point them out to folk who could be genuinely interested.

    if people want to believe evolution is false, they don't need lies to convince themselves, so surely you wont mind people pulling apart every fallacious argument the creationist camp has ever made?

  • 1 decade ago

    ER NO springs to mind. Creationists are the ones who follow scientists who find the truth through scientific fact, which then afterwards Christians manage to delve into the most historically accurate book in the world which is the Bible, then find it matches science. Come into the real world my friend and leave alone those deluded story tellers called evolutionists.

  • 1 decade ago

    Quite a good idea. But a bit too rational. Suggest the 2nd stanza should go:

    But I do know that I love God

    And I know that even if it's odd

    I believe that fairy tales tales come true.

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  • DRE
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Why do you atheists have so much animosity towards creationists? Really what is the point? why dose it matter to you what the hell other people believe? does it make you feel better about yourself? EDIT: I never mentioned that I thought you hate creationists. It doesn't seem like creationists "amuse you" it sounds like the idea angers you, hence your incredibly pompous attitude. Why, I'll ask again, do you care so very much about what other people believe? You are just as bad as some Christians that try to shove their beliefs down others throat's. Isn't that what your doing? Or its just that you're making fun of people who aren't just like you, and whom chose to believe differently than you? really, grow up, you can't expect the whole world to have the same belief's.

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