Yo Mama So Cheap Jokes?

Yo mama so cheap she wrestles squirrels for acorns!

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Yo mama's so cheap I sold every single stuff that I had and bought her from the junkyard for 1 dollar.

Yo mama's so cheap she's on the dollar menu at McDonald's.

Yo mama's so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...

Man I must of Called the same number as PL. At least she was cheap with his ***. Yo mama is so nasty when I called her for phone sex she gave me a ear infection.....

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Wil Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

your mama's so cheap, she washes paper plates

your mama's so white, that google maps has to wait for cloud cover when photoing her city.