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Three blonds in a field?
Three blonds were walking across a field when they came upon some tracks. The first blond said, "Hmmm, I think those are elk tracks."
"No way," said the second blond, "Those are definitely deer tracks."
"They sure look like moose tracks to me." the third blond said.
They were still arguing among themselves when the train hit them.
But it doesn't end there...
A fourth blond, on being told this story, asked, "So what kind of tracks WERE they?"
6 Answers
- ZedLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahaha that's brilliant........try this one......
There is a blonde driving through the country. She has just died her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry.
She stops at a farmer’s house and says "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
Farmer says ok. She quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzledly and says "Ok. Take one."
When the Blonde is walking back to her car the farmer asks, "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"
- 1 decade ago
I've heard that joke before but it's still funny. :D (BTW: i'm a SMART blonde :))
- MoeLv 61 decade ago
i hate it when that happens... i told my friend i had sex with this girl on the tracks yesterday and he said, what color hair did she have.i said ,i don't know never found her head.
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- 1 decade ago
This is actually a blond joke that I haven't heard before... I'll be adding it to my repertoire... Thanks!
- 1 decade ago
LOLLLLL i just laughed out loud xD thanks for the laugh!!!!!!! best blonde joke by far!
