NEED APRIL BIG FOOLS DAY PRANK IDEA FOR MY HUSBAND!!!???!!!!?

When he gets home act REALLY upset and tell him you are sick of his odd work hours and say he is not giving you enough attention, blah, blah, blah, and then tell him you want a divorce. Maybe print out some fake divorce papers from an online site.

Ok-here's some that I have enjoyed seeing the reaction of people: 1. Get a fountain drink cup and cut the bottom out. Fill it up with marbles and the place a lid and straw in it (like someone left there drink out). When he picks it up to throw it away all the marbles fall out of the bottom. 2. Get some small cotton balls and cover them in chocolate, and leave the items in a bowl. When's he's ready for a chocolate treat he will not enjoy the ever expanding cotton ball. 3. Get you a brand new bar of soap and carefully paint it with clear finger nail polish. It may take several coats to accomplish the desires task, but it should take him awhile in the shower to find out why the soap is "broken". Good luck and I hope it helps

Well I was going to suggest that you need to change the front door key of your husband so when he gets home and open the door it will not work, but you said his already working so that can't be it. If you don't have a kid yet maybe you can use that and tell him that your pregnant? Good luck love!

Good pranking takes careful planning and time to set up...

not last minute like you are wanting us to help you with.

Regardless, have you tried searching youtube? There

are some pretty clever ones on there:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=april+...

[ADDED]

This is kind of interesting: http://www.thedexterhitlist.com/

I like the idea of changing the lock on the door so he can't get in, another good prank would be to tell him you used to be a man.

Go to the store buy some delicious (not cheap) jelly donuts. One of them take all of the jelly out of by poking in a straw and sucking it out. Replace that jelly with ketchup or BBQ sauce. Eat yours in front of him (of course yours will have the jelly) before he eats his tell him how delicous it is and when he bites into his yuck.

put a ton of cracker crumbs on the sheet for when he goes to bed he'll be so annoyed or pour a lot of salt on the sheet.

you should have printed up a false document saying he is subpoenaed to serve on jury duty.

or the irs is auditing him.

have you tried toe potato in his car tailpipe yet? the car will start then die. He will be stymied.

OR

You can bring home a new friend and tell him that you are going bi with her and he will get the odd # days and she gets the even # days.

.. **** i cant think of anything..

sorry Dx pregnant would be the best bet..

tell him ur pregnant