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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Why is life so unfair? I couldn't I have been born a puma? They are so sleek, graceful and powerful?

They are so powerful and strong yet elegant and graceful. They are the top of the food chain for their ecosystems and were born as natures perfect killing machines. They eat when and what they want. They go around having sex with as many other pumas without being labelled a manwhore or sex addict. They are so awesome. I am a wild beast trapped in this man's body which is bounded by ridiculous social constrictions. RAWWRRRR!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Human life is the greatest gift from G-d.. be grateful..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Puma? You mean like the shoe company?

  • Potato soup.

    Source(s): The obvious answer.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I bet you like to yiff, you sick ****. You are the reason why we can't have nice things.

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  • JStrat
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    This was only vaguely interesting the first time.

  • 1 decade ago

    They eat deer brains.

  • Too bad exotic game hunters don't feel the same way.

  • Kwark
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    why not wish for better looking parents

  • chieko
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ok. but do you really want to be called "poo-mah"?

  • 1 decade ago

    ...and covered with fleas

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