Is it offensive to squint my eyes at Asian parties?

On the contrary, being Asian myself, I would find that hilarious.

I don't have squinted eyes, however, so I can't say that for everybody. There's always someone who will take it to heart.

You can converse about:

How Chinese own laundromats

How Chinese can whoop your sorry *** at kung fu

How Chinese are amazing at math

How Chinese can't drive

How Chinese can take your car that's broken down in the middle of the road and turn it into an airplane

How Japanese are perpetually horny

How Japanese are obsessed with anime/manga/anything in general that involves hentai

How Asians have small wangs

How Asians revolve around Pokemon/Yu-Gi-Oh/Digimon/any other TV show that now sells cards

Asians love talking about kung fu, and practice it an awful lot. The national hero of China is Bruce Lee

Nope, that wouldn't be offensive at all. You should also have a really smart brain as well, you know..to fit it. But clearly, tape's not gonna do that for you.

Talk about Karate and math and you'll fit right in, also if you drive to the party, do so slowly and make sure to get on everyone's nerves on the road.

For the first part, that is a good idea, otherwise you might stand out with your round eyes. As far as what to talk about, talk about karate and how good dogs and cats taste.

ha ha ha... you don't have to disguise yourself, just be yourself (and behave). BTW not all Asian are squinty eyed.

Nope the snake won't come after you but the dragon will.

It would be regarded as offensive by Asians in fact in my experience they would think you are racially slurring them and mocking their eyes.

If there allowed to wear blue eye contacts and ****** disregard there whole European race" then who cares tell them to STFU

Yes of course, so don't. Don't bring it up as a joke either.

no... ur just trying to blend in.

hmm... what to talk about.. try RACIST JOKES.

"what did the tsunami say to japan?... NOTHING, it just waved."