What od you think of my story?

There once was a battle between two great and powerful men. I am one of them, I am Chuck Norris…

It was many years ago. Back when Canada was a separate country and Mexico still existed. I was teaching Karate to 5 year olds when a strange black man in white robes walked in the door.

“Ah you must be Chuck Norris” he said.

“Yes” “What brings you here?”

“I am Morgan Freeman, and I challenge you to a battle!” “Winner lives for eternity!”

“Ok that sound good” “for now I must go practice and meditate” said I

SHAZAM and I flew full speed away from Texas. I left Earth and headed for Norris Land where I could practice without destroying Humanity. While I was practicing I thought “Why would Morgan freemen challenge me?” “IT’S A TRAP!” I said aloud with great anger. “How could Freeman betray me like this?” At that moment I remembered why I said yes to the battle. It was because I am Chuck Norris. I am the one who makes onions cry. Chuck Norris doesn’t battle he allows you to lose. I felt better after that.

SHWAZAM! Oh no its Morgan Freeman trying to spy on me.

“NO” said freeman “I’m trying to warn you of the plan to kill you!”

“Who would be so bold as to try to kill me?” “I mean really.” “I’m the one who ended all life on Mars!”

“Red Kelps as if I need say more” “He will be using a 30ot6 with a starlight scope.”

“I’m not worried” said Chuck. “This will be like round house kicking the broad side of a barn.”

So we headed back Texas where the match would take place. When we got there we were greeted by lots of cheers and jeers. The jeers were mainly from the East sorrow Baptist Cult. After that we got in the ring and began to battle. Soon enough a shot rang out from behind me. I turned around so fast that the bullet hit my beard and ricocheted back down the barrel of the gun killing Kelps

Freeman came and checked to see that I was all right.

“Are you ok Chuck” said Freeman

“Yeah” but, I’m not in the mood to finish the battle”

“Nor am I, let’s call it a draw and we can both live for eternity.”

“Sounds like a plan”

So we walked out of their best friends, and kicked butt forever more.

I can write better but its due tommorow and iwas rushing. what do you think honest answers