Jacob Payne

hey im in the 8th grade and their is this girl i like and she is in a relationship. im not trying to break them up i just want to be ready to ask her out when they break up. not right after but u no what i mean. anyway i need ideas of how to have short interesting conversations and also how to have deep coversations. every answer gets 1 point best gets 6 please help

i need to get a girls attention before she gets to interested in her boyfriend. how to seem charming and interesting they started dating today and i was going to ask her out so yeah plz help 13 year old

their is a girl im my grade and she is alot more popular than me and i dont think she likes me so i was wondering where when and how i should ask her out plus how could i make my chances of her saying yes better. thanks

Would you date a 280lb tall 13 year old. im not fat im just big and its genetics. im smart and funny. answer honestly and BS from adults

im 280lb of most ly muscle with some belly fat. im smart and funny ill protect a girl from jerks at what ever cost but they dont see over my size. all the girls are interested in the skinny shimp kids. how can i get girls to like me. btw im 13

im 13 and going threw puberty u no the whole shabang. and im not attracted to anyone. what does this mean i used to be but now im not?

I am in 7th grade and i plan on tutoring this summer to make some extra cash, but iwas wondering what i should charge. the cost of gas will relativly low because i will most likely be walking to my pupils house. also should i charge per hour or a flat rate per session. please no troling

someone in my grade started a rumor that i like a girl. the rumor is true but i dont want anyone to know. how can i discredit it

im 13 and i want some extra cash to save up for later in life. im am excellent at science and social studies. i want to know if i would be a good tutor for 6 grade and below. i read somewhere about a highschool diploma but im not sure if i would be good at tutoring. all my teachers think im super smart

I want to earn some money so i can save up for when im older but im looking for unique money making tips that i can use (preferably on the internet). NO STUPID ANSWERS

My friend really likes a girl in our school but everyone but me hates him. their is about a 80% chance she likes him but she more than likely will say no to him because she will be afraid to be hated. what can he do to make her not scared to date him. he is moving in late may unless he can give a good reason to stay at our school. What can he do for her to say yes. NO BS

their are a few girls i like in mm grade and they are beautiful but also out of my league. im a bigger kid if that's the right word. i need advice on how to get the girl. 7th grade 270lb but don't look like it MOSTLY not all muscle but all the girls like the skinny guys. NEED ADVICE NO BS

There once was a battle between two great and powerful men. I am one of them, I am Chuck Norris…

It was many years ago. Back when Canada was a separate country and Mexico still existed. I was teaching Karate to 5 year olds when a strange black man in white robes walked in the door.

“Ah you must be Chuck Norris” he said.

“Yes” “What brings you here?”

“I am Morgan Freeman, and I challenge you to a battle!” “Winner lives for eternity!”

“Ok that sound good” “for now I must go practice and meditate” said I

SHAZAM and I flew full speed away from Texas. I left Earth and headed for Norris Land where I could practice without destroying Humanity. While I was practicing I thought “Why would Morgan freemen challenge me?” “IT’S A TRAP!” I said aloud with great anger. “How could Freeman betray me like this?” At that moment I remembered why I said yes to the battle. It was because I am Chuck Norris. I am the one who makes onions cry. Chuck Norris doesn’t battle he allows you to lose. I felt better after that.

SHWAZAM! Oh no its Morgan Freeman trying to spy on me.

“NO” said freeman “I’m trying to warn you of the plan to kill you!”

“Who would be so bold as to try to kill me?” “I mean really.” “I’m the one who ended all life on Mars!”

“Red Kelps as if I need say more” “He will be using a 30ot6 with a starlight scope.”

“I’m not worried” said Chuck. “This will be like round house kicking the broad side of a barn.”

So we headed back Texas where the match would take place. When we got there we were greeted by lots of cheers and jeers. The jeers were mainly from the East sorrow Baptist Cult. After that we got in the ring and began to battle. Soon enough a shot rang out from behind me. I turned around so fast that the bullet hit my beard and ricocheted back down the barrel of the gun killing Kelps

Freeman came and checked to see that I was all right.

“Are you ok Chuck” said Freeman

“Yeah” but, I’m not in the mood to finish the battle”

“Nor am I, let’s call it a draw and we can both live for eternity.”

“Sounds like a plan”

So we walked out of their best friends, and kicked butt forever more.

I can write better but its due tommorow and iwas rushing. what do you think honest answers

i really like this girl and she found out. we were good friends for a long time and i like her all of it. after she found out it got really awkward. so i said i liked someone else and it loosened up but istill really like her. also she is in a grade above me. HELP PLEASE

I have a friend who really likes a girl. I mean he would spend every second with her if he could, but she doesn't like him back, and she found out that he loves her because he thought he was talking to her brother who is our good friend when it was actually another guy who told her so she wont go anywhere near him. He is really pissed and is going to move from his dads to his moms 2 hours away. how can i make him stay and get her to like him. PS we are in middle school

i want to serve our country and i have a great strategic mind (So im told), but i don't wanna die before i can do any real good command wise.

What should i do if their were a nuclear war. I live 10miles south of a small town in Kansas but 50 miles north of Topeka. how could i survive an attack on Topeka or even Omaha