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what is you favorite resume line?

putting together a humorous resume. got any ideas?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "I don't fear failure. My only concern is not being given the opportunity to succeed."

    Humorous:

    "When you need a job done really badly, think of me."

    "You'd be lucky to get me to work for you."

    "Sometimes, you can get ahead just by standing still."

    "I don't repeat my mistakes, I always make new ones."

    "Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, and cut with an axe."

    "Nobody's prefect."

    "I (sweat) excellence."

  • Randal
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I may have won a million dollars in the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

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