how can i channel the pleiadians?

For ten minutes a day, pick up a pen and paper, and rest the pen lightly on the paper, take a few deep breaths, paying attention to your breathing, and say a prayer for protection by God or whatever, nature, the universe, life that you believe in. And wait, one day the pen will start moving and you will get scribbles, before long you will get words and sentences, and paragraphs, chapters, and maybe a whole book. Let me know when you do so I can read it! I can even do it using a typewriter, the spirit that communes with you, pro a middle man, will need to learn how to use your hand to write, so it takes time, and it takes believing without any doubt that it is possible, that opens the channels. This is called automatic writing, and you might want to look it up, and read about it, I used to teach it at the university. The Conversations with God series by Neale Donald Walsh was channeled this way, so was the Urantia book.

You can't, because there is no such thing as Pleiadians. Plus, anyone who claims they are in contact with extraterrestrials and they know they are not is suffering from schizophrenia.

Via pleb-o-gram.

First, they don't exist.

Second, "channeling" isn't real.

Lastly, don't skip your meds anymore.