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Zico asked in SportsMartial Arts · 1 decade ago

How do you fight a lion?

ok, you have to fight a lion. You cant run nor hide. All you have is your bare hand. How do you fight a lion? Do you guys have any strategy? A rear naked choke? Poke the eyes? Serious answer please

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Great marathon players always came from Africa, they gain some good record acquiring good rank among those faster runner, a running speed and good stamina that’s hard to break.

    They gain that kind of ability because they always try to avoid being chase by the LIONS.

    So the good things certain person must do, is to run faster as quick as he can if he don't want to end as meal by such predator.

    Good luck

    ..............

    Source(s): Senses
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Poke to the eye. Also you can grab it's tongue and this will choke a lion. Or maybe that was a leopard...

    Either way you're most likely dead.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, the very first thing you would need is a Lion Tamer Hat. Don't believe me?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y

    Serious answer? No way...this was like a batting practice fastball.

  • 1 decade ago

    Curl into a ball and then try to extend your body as soon as he tries to swallow you to make him choke to death.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    aw, cookie monster just shove cookie sword in lion butt and lion die

    Source(s): cookie monster gangsta.
  • Darren
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Cats hate water, find a watering hole and jump into it, if you're lucky it won't be full of piranhas.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Bend over as far as you can, reach up, spread your a$$ cheeks and kiss your a$$ good by.

  • Sev
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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