If there is a rapture next saturday...?

No, it will be more like... teleportation. All the christians will be like "Beam me up, God!" If you know a christian, you should just hang onto their arm all day, because only they know exactly when it will happen, and you don't want to get... LEFT BEHIND!!!!1!11!

Not Saturday

ELENIN & RAPTURE

September 27 Elenin, Planet X or Nibiru as it is called, will be in close conjunction with Earth. It is right around Rosh Hashanah.

The object is in an elliptical orbit around the sun, passing by here about every 3600+ years. When passing near us, it is believed to cause great disruptions in the earth.

Past:

Sept. 4, 2010 Elenin in alignment with sun and earth. 8.2 quake in Christchurch, New Zealand

February 27, 2010. Elenin in alignment with sun and earth. 8.8 earthquake in Chile

In the above alignments, Elenin was OUTSIDE the solar system.

Future:

This year, in the below alignments, Elenin will be INSIDE the solar system, much closer to us, the effects probably much greater.

March 15, 2011 is the first of three conjunctions where the earth is caught in the gravitational gradient lines—or the trough that binds the sun and brown dwarf together. NOTE: The massive earthquake that hit Japan occurred on March 11.

September 27, 2011. Elenin now actually inside the earth’s orbit and in alignment with sun and earth. One day before Rosh Hashanah

October 17 2011 Elenin and earth the closest, with earth crossing nearby. Potential major effects on the earth, possibly of biblical proportions. This will be in the midst of Sukkot (Tabernacles.)

November 6 and November 23 it gets even closer and things will be worse. It won’t actually hit but keep in mind this object is a little bigger than Jupiter and will be within 25 million miles of earth. Think total pole shifts and more.

Just before these 10.0 and up earthquakes, volcano eruptions, floods and other horrible events occur the rapture will take place. The reason the reaction to this event is never mentioned (in the Bible) is people are distracted by the horrors that Elenin will bring. These horrors will start the Apocalypse. 2011 will be the year, NOT 2012.

I am guessing Martial Law will be declared. After that the Antichrist will put in his appearance and seem to have all the answers. There will then be a One World Government and One World Religion.

I am HOPING that we, the body of Christ, will be caught up during Shavuot which is June 7, 8 and 9, 2011. It signifies when the Messiah comes for His bride. The true Christian Jews and Gentiles are in that number. I just pray all my family and friends will be ready. http://www.armageddonangelsufos.com/

No Rapture.

No holding onto any one else - except Christ who is even now reaching out to Humanity with a hand outstretched to help.

Consider 1 Corinthians 15:52

In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

Where in this "instant" will we have time to "cheat"?

I will answer the second part of your question ....if and when rapture happens , your christian friends body will be transformed and will slip through the handcuffs and you will be left holding them ......so dear friend it is imperative you accept Jesus now ....better late than sorry

If there is a rapture Saturday then I guess I'm going to miss my Saturday morning cartoons!!!

No, Christians have it wrong, they'll be left behind while FSM returns for us atheists.

Its THIS Saturday, not next Saturday.

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