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Are you having difficulty thinking of any good Rapture jokes?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Raptors are coming?!

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    There's something missing in the theory as well as the date-setting (No one knows the day or hour...Matt. 24:36).

    Jesus compared the rapture with the flood that destroyed the earth the first time. He makes it clear that there is no survivors on earth after the rapture. The evil doers all die and all the saints ascend to heaven.

    Read Matt. 24 again carefully.

    Even though it won't happen tomorrow, please don't let this prevent you from preparing for the real Second Coming.

    Source(s): SDA
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What is this Rapture you speak of?

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