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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Spiritually speaking, what preparations have you made for the upcoming alien invasion?

Update:

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Update 2:

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I've already been abducted and probed so I'm ready.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well (((Erin))), what with all my preps for the Rapture (which apparently isn't over yet), the end of the Mayan calendar, and the upcoming pole shift, I think I might be able to schedule in the alien invasion. Let me check my calendar *flicks through* yeah, I have some time this summer. I'll put some stuff aside for it.

    Source(s): Wow. What an exciting couple of years. I've never been so busy!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't believe aliens exist. That's not to say there won't be an "invasion". I believe that's what technology is for, and indoctrination through movies and media. So, I have made no preparation however it might be prudent to stock up a bit since when it does go down, people will lose it.

  • What do aliens have to do with spiritual matters???

    Also, there's no upcoming alien invasion. That's been scheduled for 2073, which is still quite a ways off. Plenty of time to prepare.

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  • !?!
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I'm having a custom-made tin-foil hat made by the Millenium Millinery run by a certain orange-striped cat...and I have a 4 ounce vial of mucus left over from my last cold in case they get frisky, they're not immune, right?(((Erin))).?

    Source(s): Pax
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've talked to him about it, and Big Foot says I can stay at his cave until the whole thing blows over.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have prepared a unicorn (to escape faster)

  • 1 decade ago

    well i got a deck chair and a bee bee gun so im sorted. o ye and i got the hulks phone number

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well this is a photo of me "duck-hunting"

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LK3Jc8YZXjs/TAOE14-sZcI/...

    And if that hardware fails I've enlisted the help of this special lady

    http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09...

    Together we'll defeat the alien hordes.

    (((((((Erin))))))))

    :-)

    EDIT :-D

    ...

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    i'm not sure... i hope my zombie survival training (for 21 oct) could be useful against these aliens.

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