'You are a pain in my ***'...if somebody tells you this what would you reply?

may i see?

"No, you're still just sore from your date last night." (That works even better if the other person is a guy.)

"That's just your massive hemoriods flaring up again. Hold, on... I'll get you some Preparation H." (walk away.)

"Wow... for most people I just cause headaches... Oh, wait... (look at their head, Look at their a$$, look back at them knowingly) So that's where you keep your brain! That explains so much!"

A pain in your a$$? how many times have a told you not to have sex with a black guy, your just gonna get hurt.

D:<

I would say "yeah, but the good kind of pain."

"While I am pretty well-endowed, I just don't like you in that way"

i would go bring big bob over,and tell you to say it once more.

you're just jelly i slept with your mum last night ;)

Withdraw, slowly and carefully.

Gee, I didn't know you could stoop that low!

Take it literally; shove your index finger up their ***.