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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Can an exorcism help me?

I have been possessed by a middle aged homosexual man that calls himself "Gay Paul". Paul is constantly telling me what is wrong with my clothing, how to put on make-up the proper way, demanding that I look at myself naked in the mirror, leave my wife for a young man fresh out of high school with "lots of spunk and a rich step dad", join an up and coming boy band in Vegas, pick up pottery lessons and make traditional African fertility sculptures, and more recently said we should "Totally get trashed, eat alot of cookie dough ice cream and watch every movie with Jet Lee, especially the ones where he is shirtless.".

Should I get an exorcism, or am I beyond help at this point?

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    I need a "Gay Paul" in my life. Sounds like a #1 hit T.V. comedy

  • 1 decade ago

    I think you should do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight.

    Of course, first you must assume complete control of U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government, destroy all healthy right wing fascist families, replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with homosexual recruitment agents, secure total control of the Internet and all mass media.

    And don't forget to Be Fabulous!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You seem to have a wild imagination. That's alright. Sometimes people like to be a pretend world so that they can escape from reality. I hope that one day you find what your looking for in life. Maybe you should write down these crazy imaginations and make them into a movie or write a book..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First, how do you know

    remember god and the evil spirit will go on their own

    We ask the Sheikh Muslims to read the Koran in the house because the remembrance of Allah purify the House

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    1 decade ago

    Are you trying to write a new kind of fictional novel. Because no way would all of this happen to any grown adult.

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't be an idiot. How can a man possess you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Why exorcism? Lucifer is fun :)

  • 1 decade ago

    you need a psychologist,youre stoned.

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