If a liberal opens it's mouth?

How about lets leave the dehumanizing to Nazi's and Progressives ok? Are you trying to be one of them?

Ohh, the old ''tree in the forest'' quandary, with a twist, right?

A tree and a person are two different things. People have vocal cords, ears, and a brain to separate and understand what they hear, from what they don't hear.

I just spoke out loud, a line from Fight Club [Based on the novel by Chuck Pahlaniuk, starring Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, and Meatloaf]: "This is Bob. Bob has byytch t1ts."

I heard it. I'm home alone right now, and you only know I said it because you're sitting on the other end of the Internet. I know I said it, because I heard it. You only ask if I ''made that noise,'' because you didn't witness or hear it in person.

A kindergartener could have debunked this. Epic fail. I hereby facepalm.

Probably not..noone would hear it.

Unlike the typical loud and obnoxious inbred Republican,who can be heard from miles away.

Silly goose..speaking louder over someone doesn't make your point any more valid.

If a conservative opens his mouth in the forest and no ones around is he still on his knees?

EDIT: You would like to see what someone does on their knees, fruity... You'd see plenty of it in the restrooms at the GOP convention, if you haven't already.

Oh, yes! They make a lot of noise in any situation (empty noise, but very loud.)

If there is a huge black man waiting to be sucked does it mean that you are not doing your job fast enough?

Only in it's head

know how to tell if a Republican is lying? Her lips are moving.

As long as there is injustice afoot, we will make a noise against it.

No apostrophe.